High quality grade Marijuana, usually from Florida. Typically has a lot of red hairs, high crystal concentration, and a pungent smell. The term itself encompasses a wide variety of buds, but it's usually grown in Orlando, and gets around to basically everywhere in Florida, from Jacksonville, to Tampa, to Ft. Myers and Miami. The term actually originated because even a little bit of this stuff will leave you couchlocked for hours.

"I got two pounds of Crippy Weed, and I'm rolling through Saint Cloud" - The Supervillains

"We had 2 grams of crippy weed last night, I don't remember what we did, but I know we didn't move off that damn couch till about 3 in the morning"

Crippy by O Train January 8, 2008

Related Words

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Crippy

really good weed.

Crippy is the same thing as hydro. you smoke it, the high creeps up on you, hence the name: crippy.

sometimes found with red hairs in it, truly a beautiful sight for a pothead.

stoner 1- "duuude, i think im flying!"
stoner 2- "no man, its just the crippy."

Crippy by Bruntanng October 26, 2005

Crippy

Also known as "krippy" its a slang name for hydroponic Florida grown marijuana. The indoor grow capital of the world. This is just "good" cannabis, but other states grow a million times better and organically farmed vs the nutrient pumped crippy weed.

Krippy high-grade is not the best but not the worst, it is grown STRICTLY by illegal and legal Cuban immigrants in southwest, southeast, and even central florida.

The appearance is almost always the same as they only grow a few varieties of strains. Excessive Orange hairs, fresh-plant smell, fluffy buds, medium THC levels is a DEAD-give away of indoor-grown Floridian cannabis. It is often distributed throughout all the major Floridia cities and even north up the coast line on 95

"you got any crippy?"

Crippy by bdreams August 26, 2013

crippy chron

Weed that makes you high: if you get really high, you can call it the triple crip.

Look, its crippy chron.

crippy chron by Weeter Paulus August 26, 2003

Crippy

Adjective used to describe food that has been cooked to a crispy texture.
Can be used by people with lisps.

Some crippy perogi please
I want my bacon CRIPPY!

Crippy by Brad Wong June 25, 2008

Crippy

A disabled person. Also known as a disabled or a cripplie.

The crippy required wheelchair access.

Crippy by James Penguin January 16, 2007

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026