Crowdstruck 

When security software blocks you from performing tasks on your computer.

All our Windows servers and workstations were Crowdstruck this morning.

Crowdstruck by brett1323 July 19, 2024

crowdstruck 

To be disabled by Crowdstrike

I couldn't get any work done today - my computer was crowdstruck!
My flight was cancelled today - the airport was crowdstruck!

crowdstruck by jweb97333 July 19, 2024

Crowdstriker 

A overabundantly appealing person or an item of high value that causes a revolutionary or adverse reaction that is appealing when first noticed at a scene or in public.

That new Bentley truck is a crowdstriker isn’t it? I wish I had one of those!

Crowdstriker by Djdonyeezy December 11, 2020

CROWDSTRIKED 

To Really Fuck Up Beyond Belief.

Hey, I was doing some electrical work last night and I crowdstriked the whole project. I ended up burning my house down and my entire neighborhood.

CROWDSTRIKED by TinyDefs July 19, 2024

crowdstriking 

1. The act of releasing a product (typically software) without adequate testing that then causes a significant adverse effect.
2. The practice of getting your end users to perform your testing for you by releasing untested product.

Management said it had to be released today so we resorted to some crowdstriking.

crowdstriking by WildWildWolf July 21, 2024

crowdstriking 

1. The act of releasing a product (typically software) without adequate testing that then fails spectacularly and results in a significant adverse effect.
2. The practice of relying on end users to do the testing for you by releasing untested product.

Management said it HAD to be out today so we resorted to a bit of crowdstriking. I'm sure it'll be fine. What's the worst that could happen?

crowdstriking by WildWildWolf July 21, 2024

Crowdstrike 

Crowdstrike (n.): A situation in which a cloud service provider causes widespread system failures and operational disruptions by pushing faulty updates or software without proper testing.

Our company experienced a crowdstrike last week when a faulty update caused all our systems to crash and required extensive manual fixes.

Crowdstrike by illili July 21, 2024