Crowdstruck

When security software blocks you from performing tasks on your computer.

All our Windows servers and workstations were Crowdstruck this morning.

by brett1323 July 19, 2024

crowdstruck

To be disabled by Crowdstrike

I couldn't get any work done today - my computer was crowdstruck!
My flight was cancelled today - the airport was crowdstruck!

by jweb97333 July 19, 2024

Crowdstriker

A overabundantly appealing person or an item of high value that causes a revolutionary or adverse reaction that is appealing when first noticed at a scene or in public.

That new Bentley truck is a crowdstriker isn’t it? I wish I had one of those!

by Djdonyeezy December 11, 2020

CrowdStroke

When a software change or update negatively affects Production devices (Like CrowdStrike 2024 did) and your blood pressure spikes similar to a heart attack.

My heart almost had a CrowdStroke when I started get calls from Support after pushing out an software update.

by EfficientLoss September 3, 2024

CROWDSTRIKED

To Really Fuck Up Beyond Belief.

Hey, I was doing some electrical work last night and I crowdstriked the whole project. I ended up burning my house down and my entire neighborhood.

by TinyDefs July 19, 2024

crowdstriking

1. The act of releasing a product (typically software) without adequate testing that then causes a significant adverse effect.
2. The practice of getting your end users to perform your testing for you by releasing untested product.

Management said it had to be released today so we resorted to some crowdstriking.

by WildWildWolf July 21, 2024

crowdstriking

1. The act of releasing a product (typically software) without adequate testing that then fails spectacularly and results in a significant adverse effect.
2. The practice of relying on end users to do the testing for you by releasing untested product.

Management said it HAD to be out today so we resorted to a bit of crowdstriking. I'm sure it'll be fine. What's the worst that could happen?

by WildWildWolf July 21, 2024