crotchstomp 

To totally lay someone out when they had a better chance at laying you out; Revoking someones right to have nuts by means of stomping.

In 1588, the Spanish Armada shiped out to conquer the English. Extremely outnumbered, the English prayed for a miracle. Edward Wilson was that miracle. The english and dutch navies routed the Armad north thru the english channel, up past Ireland, and the spanish armada was forced back to thier homeland. They got completely crotchstomped, and it serves them right, fucking idiots. You can't take those limey bastards? What the fuck is wrong with you? I can see why you assholes worship Don Qioute, he's the smartest motherfuck you ever turned out. God damn.

My boyfriend was cheating on me, so my brother went, whooped his ass and them crothstomped him. Now he has a Darwin Award.

crotchstomp by Sullyman0316 December 29, 2007

crotch stomp 

The dance that crabs do on your crotchal area while you sleep.

Yo, my crotch stomp kept me up all night.

crotch stomp by gobbledegook October 3, 2007

Crotchtopia 

Homeland of Rargphlam, located in the nethermost regions of the Knight Archipelago. Legend speaks of the Quail Reunion which will bring about the destruction of the syndicate. Only the power of the one true weasel can breach the defenses of the citadel and prevent the reunion.

And thus the people came to hear of the third dawn of Crotchtopia, and the people were scared.

Crotchtopia by Erica January 26, 2005