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crotch potato 

similar to a couch potato. A way to describe a girl that does nothing but lays there while having sex.
Guy 1 Dude that girl didnt move at all when i was banging her

Guy 2 Dude she sounds like such a "crotch potato"
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Crotch Potato 

A cock that vaguely resembles a potato, usually lumpy and deformed hereby rendering it useless for any sexual activity. Derogatory term.
Johnny Depp may be "soooo hot" but I'll bet you anything he's got one mean crotch potato..

Crotch Potato 

noun:a couch potato's balls which accumulated dirt resembling a pair of dirty potatoes
man, you've been watching TV for a week straight and you never had a shower, your balls might turn into crotch potatoes
Crotch Potato by Action Aardvark February 23, 2011

Potato Chip Crotch Crust 

The layers of discharge that build up in a girls panties and flakes off.
After a long day out and about, Erin had built up some serious potato chip crotch crust.

crouch potato 

another word to describe FECES.
Hey Larry and Khalid, I'm gonna plant a crouch potato in the toilet. Hold my calls!
crouch potato by E to the V January 4, 2008

Crotch Potatoe 

1. A potatoe chip that has sat in your lap, being covered by fat which you then eat.

2. A lover who does nothing except sit on your crotch or play with it.
1. "Yes, a crotch potatoe!

2. "My girl is such a crotch potatoe."
Crotch Potatoe by ChewyProductions December 5, 2017

cotch potato 

Combination of cotching and being a couch potato. So ultimate slob mode. A little like the notorious 'Netflix and chill'.
Duuuuuude. I am such a cotch potato.

cotched, cotch, couch potato, chilled
cotch potato by datstudentlife April 18, 2016
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