crosvel
Crosvel likes men.
crosvel by Panchoisgay June 7, 2022
Croswell
A podunk town loaded with pig farmers, beet factory shit, pot smoking zombies, and Texicans looking for work in farm fields now picked clean by machines.
Is a used to be town that is now the armpit of the thumb.
Well loved by it's mutant inhabitants, however.
Is a used to be town that is now the armpit of the thumb.
Well loved by it's mutant inhabitants, however.
Need a podunk day trip? Then hop into your Michigan mud runner and head for a day of warped glee in Croswell, Michigan. You may stay there and inhale the pot-shit air that belches all day.
Croswell by The Bottom Feeder September 7, 2007
Crovel
Crovel is an American Made multi-tool with its main tool a folding shovel. The e tool combines several devices and functions in one. It will assist you in every aspect of preparedness as a: survival tool, emergency tool and camping tool. The 10 gauge steel instrument includes an axe, crowbar, saw, hammer, survival rope, and of course a shovel. Its claim to fame; it is an American Made tool that boasts a hallow handle to allow for emergency storage such enclosing a fire starter. The end of the hammerhead unscrews to attach other tools such as a spike (called the Z Spike) tip.
I used the extreme Crovel to dig a hole, chop some wood, hammer a stool, pry a stump and saw a branch on a recent camping expedition.
Crovel by American Tool Reviewer November 21, 2011
Croswell and there people
A different kinda breed, a wallmart version of Florida conveniently packaged for your displeasure very neatly into one tiny town.
A hilariously Devine mixture of podunk rednecks Prepubescent pot heads , meth head zombies and moderately decrepit old woman who forget to take care of there cat, contributing to a growing ferril cat problem.
A hilariously Devine mixture of podunk rednecks Prepubescent pot heads , meth head zombies and moderately decrepit old woman who forget to take care of there cat, contributing to a growing ferril cat problem.
Croswell and there people by Croswell December 17, 2022
Croswell
A small town in the thumb of Michigan that smells like shit due to a pickle and sugar beet factory pumping horrible smelling pollution into the air. Croswell hot spots are the Mc Donald’s and the "Famous" swinging bridge. The area is completely populated with redneck low lives, illegal immigrants, and under achievers who will never more than likely travel more than twenty miles away. Croswell is the alleged home of the giant Meneghin.
"Lets go walk across a shitty ass bridge and breath the fowlest air ever, and learn spanish durning our next vaction in Croswell
Croswell by old man withers August 20, 2006
Croswell
Shit hole town in the sticks of Michigan with a population nearing 2000. Very well known for potheads, drunks, alcoholics, drugs, and teen pregnancy. Becoming locked into the mysterious ways of the towns functioning, one will find it near impossible to escape it's grasp on your social life.
Croswell
A little town in the middle of nowhere full of hicks and Mexicans. There are your occasional Arabs and towelheads.
Some great sights are the "famous" Swinging Bridge.
If you're looking for a great restaurant I would advise going elsewhere, or else the local McDonalds is open!
Looking for a place to shop? What a joke.
The best part of Croswell is probably the beach, a whole town over.
Everyone knows everyone's business, who got knocked up, who went to jail, who the baby daddy is, who got suspended for bringing drugs to school, the works.
If you were planning on moving to Croswell, has this changed your mind at all?
Some great sights are the "famous" Swinging Bridge.
If you're looking for a great restaurant I would advise going elsewhere, or else the local McDonalds is open!
Looking for a place to shop? What a joke.
The best part of Croswell is probably the beach, a whole town over.
Everyone knows everyone's business, who got knocked up, who went to jail, who the baby daddy is, who got suspended for bringing drugs to school, the works.
If you were planning on moving to Croswell, has this changed your mind at all?
Girl: HEY! Did you hear about Alyssa?
Boy: Yea, Jake knocked her up at that party last week!
Girl: Honestly, it's Croswell, who doesn't know?
Boy: Yea, Jake knocked her up at that party last week!
Girl: Honestly, it's Croswell, who doesn't know?
Croswell by Amber thee Cheerleader December 9, 2008
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