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cross swords

When two or more guys are having sex with a chick and they accidentally touch penises; much like two swords dueling.
Scott and I were tag teaming this chick and he was afraid we might cross swords! Thankfully it was more of a Chinese Finger Trap situation than anything else.
cross swords by TonyTone June 25, 2006
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Cross Swords

Simply when two guys pee in the same toilet / urinal / bush / bin / girl's mouth and the streams cross.
Dude, we're both desperate, let's just cross swords

I saw Dom's massive penis last night when we were crossing swords

No homo
Cross Swords by Nomin October 23, 2010

Cross swords

When involved in a threesome never come into contact with your tag partner's member.
She's up for that threesome but whatever you do make sure we don't cross swords or I'll finish her off alone.
Cross swords by muffmeister August 29, 2020

doing crosswords and drinking tea 

Acting like a 50 year old man when you're only a college student.
Josh is doing crosswords and drinking tea in his dorm room.
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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