crook county

Refers to the county in which Chicago, Illinois resides. See also Strogerland.

I needed a job, so I paid somebody in Crook County off.

I had a job with Crook County, but I got Strogerzied.

by the crooked May 13, 2008

Cook County Stop

Common in Cook County, IL (aka Chicagoland), it's when 2 cars, 1 behind the other, come to a full stop at a stop sign and then both proceed through the intersection together even though the law requires the 2nd car to stop again after the 1st car proceeds.

OFFICER: I'm ticketing you for going through the stop sign without stopping.
DRIVER: But I did stop!
OFFICER: No! A Cook County Stop doesn't count. You were supposed to stop again after moving up to the crosswalk

by Red Sam Black February 23, 2011

cook county spritzer

When someone puts human feces in their mouth, chews it to mix it with their saliva and spits it out at a Police Officer while handcuffed or restrained.

(Also see Dart Daiquiri)

That scumbag just gave the Officer a Cook County spritzer !

by Chief Shitting Bull May 2, 2016

Crooks County

Rooks County Kansas. The last guard holding hell from pouring out onto earth. The ones that slip through are held here by the few that are able to live amongst the flik flak flakes. We are the front lines, in the trenches, overrun yet able to contain all the evil in one district...the 9th. You name it, it is here or it has happened. No eye is batted. As we rise, they fall. It is the final hour. We will Plieger it out.

Only in Crooks County.

by Always the Phatz August 15, 2025