Crooch

Crooch is when you get cramp in your gooch, it is the bodies way to tell you that you have major butthurt.

Will got crooch because he liked an offensive facebook page.
As Sam slayed a dragon he could feel himself crooching up.
Dawson was wiping his ass when he got crooch.

Crooch by 1337haxsn1p3rL0rdzzzzzzZzZzzZ August 18, 2012

crooch

A noticeable outward rounding of the mons veneris (or mons pubis) due to unusual collection of adipose tissue around the pubic bone extending to the vulva, on an otherwise thin and sexy body.

It encompasses the pudendal cleft and might or might not extend to the full length of the labia majora.

According to some, a real crooch is one whose preponderance hides the clitoral hood and, completely or in part, the labia minora.

Generally used with a positive connotation.

Introduced in northern New Mexico, from crotch and pooch: literally a pooch on the crotch.

I love your crooch.
Your crooch is so sexy.
That's not a crooch, you're just fat.
Such a smoking bod, and with a crooch too.

crooch by xtn June 7, 2011

crooch

The mix of crotch and cooch. The location on your pants that you smell to know weather or not they are clean enough to wear.

Friend 1: Do my pants smell clean?
Friend 2: Oh hell no girl, get back! I'm not going to smell your crooch.

crooch by greenpassion July 1, 2009

crooch

An outward rounding of the Mons Veneris (or Mons Pubis) due to noticeable collection of adipose tissue around the pubic bone on an otherwise thin body.

It encompasses the pudendal cleft and might or might or might not not extend to the full length of the labia majora.

Used with a positive connotation.

Introduced in northern New Mexico, from pooch+crotch: literally a pooch on the crotch.

You have such a sexy crooch

crooch by xtn June 7, 2011

Crooch

An Angry Crotch.

A crotch that is in rough shape in comparison to Scrooge or the Grinch.

Oh my, my Crooch is on fire after last weekend at Issacs house.

Crooch by Gatordale July 28, 2022

Compost in her cooch 

A very fertile woman who gets pregnant easily.

“Knocked that bitch up again! Girl’s got compost in her cooch!”

Compost in her cooch by Montreal Mattitude May 19, 2019

The Great Coochie Wars 

The greatest war... caused by Master Roshi's favorite thot who, planned to sacrifice herself In order to destroy Roshi's Coochie Empire and overthrow him from being King of the Coochie.

Story told by Roshi DevilArtemis Universe

"There I was back to back with Jesus. Bible in my right hand machine gun in the left. Ready to bless these unholy thots with the divine sauce. I ran out of ammo so I yelled across the orphanage Jesus I need a melee weapon. Never in my life have I seen a Mexican throw a sandal so fast in my life. 657 prostitutes fell that day to the holy sandal of Mexican Jesus. That day went down in history as The Great Coochie wars"

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We can finally find out what happened during The Great Coochie Wars.

The Great Coochie Wars by NarrowCobra May 3, 2021