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cronchet 

A person who doesn't know how to spell a word correctly and so they just spell it how it sounds.
That dude's spelling is so whack; he's cronchet.
cronchet by Shawn33 June 22, 2014
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The art of making tablecloths, doilies, afghans, blankets out of yarn. Similar to knitting but with only 1 "needle" called a crochet hook.
My Mom did crochet Lots! She made dozens & dozens of afghans for family & as gifts & for newborn babies.
crochet by Starchylde May 30, 2016

Conchetumare 

It's a chilean word, literally means "the vagina of your mother" but in spanish the meaning and the use can vary. The original word it's like a phrase: "concha de tu madre", but it is written that way because of its pronunciation.

You can use it (in an informal space, obviously) when you are surprised, exiting, scared or when you just want to offend someone. So the word can mean "Oh my god" or "motherfucker" depending of the context. Its use is daily in Chile and other countries of Latinoamérica, but the pronuntiation vary depending of the country.
Examples!

"Conchetumare no te puedo creer"----> "Oh my god I can't believe it"
"Conchetumare que lindo"----> "Oh my god it's so cute!"
"Chúpalo conchetumare"----> "Suck it motherfucker"

Search in Youtube "Kirby conchetumare", "Piñera conchetumare te odio hueon" or "Vardoc conchetumare" for learn the pronuntiation :)
Conchetumare by Chispitas October 28, 2020

conchetumadre

Slang word used in Chile. It is commonly used the same way as "motherfucker". It literally means "the cunt(vagina) of your mother".
In the same way as the term "motherfucker" it´s offensive use depends on the way you say it.
If somebody's messing with you:
Spanish: ¿Qué te pasa conchetumadre?
English: ¿What´s the matter motherfucker?


To a friend:
Spanish: ¿Qué onda conchetumadre?
English: ¿What´s up motherfucker?
conchetumadre by bewm1982 September 16, 2008

Crotcheted 

Becoming angry over something most people would ignore.

Getting unusually angry over something stupid.
That dude became crotcheted over a hair color he didn’t like.

One might ask what set his crotch ablaze or put his panties in a bunch but I much prefer asking what got him crotcheted.
Crotcheted by SpitFire4Truth September 18, 2020

crotchet 

(crot-SHAY) a large piercing in the genitalia with a crochet hook. Crotch, of course, refers to the area of the genitalia, and a crochet hook is used to turn yarn into fabric. It is similar to a knitting needle but may be larger and will have tortuous hooks on one or both ends.
A local craft shop saw a mysterious rise in the number of crochet hooks sold. All was explained when the craft shop owner visited the local body piercing studio and saw an artisan crotchet the young ladies labia.
crotchet by pornhorn50 January 18, 2010

crotchety 

An adjective used to describe an old person. More specifically, someone who seems to hate life in their "golden years" and feels the need to take it out on others. These are the people that should be sent into the surface of the sun.
Look at that crotchety old bastard! He sure is mean!
crotchety by Dew-Driver June 27, 2005
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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