cronchet 

A person who doesn't know how to spell a word correctly and so they just spell it how it sounds.

That dude's spelling is so whack; he's cronchet.

cronchet by Shawn33 June 22, 2014

crochet 

The art of making tablecloths, doilies, afghans, blankets out of yarn. Similar to knitting but with only 1 "needle" called a crochet hook.

My Mom did crochet Lots! She made dozens & dozens of afghans for family & as gifts & for newborn babies.

crochet by Starchylde May 30, 2016

Conchetumare 

It's a chilean word, literally means "the vagina of your mother" but in spanish the meaning and the use can vary. The original word it's like a phrase: "concha de tu madre", but it is written that way because of its pronunciation.

You can use it (in an informal space, obviously) when you are surprised, exiting, scared or when you just want to offend someone. So the word can mean "Oh my god" or "motherfucker" depending of the context. Its use is daily in Chile and other countries of Latinoamérica, but the pronuntiation vary depending of the country.

Examples!

"Conchetumare no te puedo creer"----> "Oh my god I can't believe it"
"Conchetumare que lindo"----> "Oh my god it's so cute!"
"Chúpalo conchetumare"----> "Suck it motherfucker"

Search in Youtube "Kirby conchetumare", "Piñera conchetumare te odio hueon" or "Vardoc conchetumare" for learn the pronuntiation :)

Conchetumare by Chispitas October 28, 2020

conchetumadre

Slang word used in Chile. It is commonly used the same way as "motherfucker". It literally means "the cunt(vagina) of your mother".
In the same way as the term "motherfucker" it´s offensive use depends on the way you say it.
If somebody's messing with you:
Spanish: ¿Qué te pasa conchetumadre?
English: ¿What´s the matter motherfucker?

To a friend:
Spanish: ¿Qué onda conchetumadre?
English: ¿What´s up motherfucker?

conchetumadre by bewm1982 September 16, 2008

Crotcheted 

Becoming angry over something most people would ignore.

Getting unusually angry over something stupid.

That dude became crotcheted over a hair color he didn’t like.

One might ask what set his crotch ablaze or put his panties in a bunch but I much prefer asking what got him crotcheted.

Crotcheted by SpitFire4Truth September 18, 2020

crotchet 

(crot-SHAY) a large piercing in the genitalia with a crochet hook. Crotch, of course, refers to the area of the genitalia, and a crochet hook is used to turn yarn into fabric. It is similar to a knitting needle but may be larger and will have tortuous hooks on one or both ends.

A local craft shop saw a mysterious rise in the number of crochet hooks sold. All was explained when the craft shop owner visited the local body piercing studio and saw an artisan crotchet the young ladies labia.

crotchet by pornhorn50 January 18, 2010

crotchety 

An adjective used to describe an old person. More specifically, someone who seems to hate life in their "golden years" and feels the need to take it out on others. These are the people that should be sent into the surface of the sun.

Look at that crotchety old bastard! He sure is mean!

crotchety by Dew-Driver June 27, 2005