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crod muffin 

When a girl sits on a fat boys face
crod muffin by Beast1111 May 11, 2017
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crudmuffins 

interjection: meaning darn, crap, shit, or "ooooo thats not good"
"Oh, crudmuffins, I left it at home!!!"
crudmuffins by kermit June 18, 2003

Crudmuffins 

1. A word to replace naugty words. Used when angry, scared or surprised. Can be used with holy.
"Holy crudmuffins!" Carol yelled as a mouse crawled on her shoe.
Crudmuffins by </3 Alex July 30, 2008

Crudmuffin

1. A mild explative, used to indicate displeasure.
2. A unique and tasty home-made treat.
"Crudmuffin! I can't find my shoes."
John baked a batch of crudmuffins.
Crudmuffin by Xaritel June 20, 2004

crudmuffin

Someone who makes strange noises and calls ice-cream scoops "ice-cream" balls
Cristian Balestrieri is a crudmuffin
crudmuffin by Tupper December 29, 2007
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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