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Croutoning
Croutoning (verb) is used to describe someone who uses their higher authority to silence any opinions or opposite views - including innocent jokes - that they do not agree with. This can range from being fired due to a higher up not agreeing with you all the way down to being banned from an online server because you like a different type of cake. Usually, people who Crouton regularly end up reverting the silencing and claim that the action was a 'joke', then proceed to do the same action three minutes later.
People who Crouton also regularly jump to conclusions about conversations, and not let anyone else speak but themselves.
Croutoning can also be used as a noun (Crouton) for situations where you are describing their actions. The word 'Croutoning' comes from how croutons are very weak and fragile.
People who Crouton also regularly jump to conclusions about conversations, and not let anyone else speak but themselves.
Croutoning can also be used as a noun (Crouton) for situations where you are describing their actions. The word 'Croutoning' comes from how croutons are very weak and fragile.
Kyle: "Hey I just got banned from the Discord server for disagreeing with the moderator!"
Jeremy: "Don't worry, he's only Croutoning right now."
Kyle: "What a twat."
or
"That blog owner's really acting like a Crouton right now."
Jeremy: "Don't worry, he's only Croutoning right now."
Kyle: "What a twat."
or
"That blog owner's really acting like a Crouton right now."
Croutoning by ondi December 8, 2021
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Crotonitis
Definition: Crotonitis is a degenerative mental condition common among males, and is especially prevalent around high school age. While it is not “life threatening”, it is considered by many experts on the subject to be a “life wasting” disease because while it doesn’t shorten lifespan, it may significantly reduce the quality of life lived. Common symptoms include laziness, atrophy of muscles, and frequent desire to talk about how tough you are, without being able to back it up.
Cause: No one single source can be pin pointed as the cause of crotonitis. However, it is believed that some major causes include the “everyone is a winner” attitude, first popularized by the hit television series Barney & Friends in 1992, and the ability of youths to talk trash to each other over Xbox Live while knowing that they will never have to actually confront the individual they are talking trash to in person.
Cure: There is no cure to crotonitis that can be purchased over the counter or prescribed by a doctor. The only known effective treatments involve hours of rigorous training each week over the course of several months or even years, to the point where significant amounts of sweat and/or blood may be lost.
Cause: No one single source can be pin pointed as the cause of crotonitis. However, it is believed that some major causes include the “everyone is a winner” attitude, first popularized by the hit television series Barney & Friends in 1992, and the ability of youths to talk trash to each other over Xbox Live while knowing that they will never have to actually confront the individual they are talking trash to in person.
Cure: There is no cure to crotonitis that can be purchased over the counter or prescribed by a doctor. The only known effective treatments involve hours of rigorous training each week over the course of several months or even years, to the point where significant amounts of sweat and/or blood may be lost.
Person 1: I'll kick your ass
Person 2: Bring it on
Person 1: I meant on COD: Black Ops
Person 2: Crotonitis
Person 2: Bring it on
Person 1: I meant on COD: Black Ops
Person 2: Crotonitis
Crotonitis by Nigel Thornberry IV December 11, 2010
crutonic
1. Something that is old, stale or crusty.
3. Something that is unfashionable.
2. Someone who is aftificially aged or rough looking.
3. Something that is unfashionable.
2. Someone who is aftificially aged or rough looking.
1. The bread was so old it had become crutonic.
2. That jacket is so crutonic.
3. Back off you crutonic bitch!
2. That jacket is so crutonic.
3. Back off you crutonic bitch!
crutonic by Sianipants August 8, 2008
cockonics
1. The language of love, or sweet-talking some sweet young lady into your bed. A takeoff of the word "ebonics" for inner-city speech.
2. The art of whipping out your cock to pick up a woman, satisfied that its sheer length and girth will win her over rather than conversation or spending an assload of money on the theater and an expensive dinner.
2. The art of whipping out your cock to pick up a woman, satisfied that its sheer length and girth will win her over rather than conversation or spending an assload of money on the theater and an expensive dinner.
cockonics by Lord Zoltar November 23, 2005
Coltonic Bomb
Coltonic Bomb by anonymous February 14, 2022
crocintonic
(cr-ah-k in t-ah-nik)
n. an alcoholic drink that consists of, gin, tonic water, lime and one live baby crocodile.
n. an alcoholic drink that consists of, gin, tonic water, lime and one live baby crocodile.
crocintonic by Ryan Goat cheese March 15, 2007