Crock

Portmanteau of 'commercial' and 'rock'. A band, and/or style of music, that has a few tracks off an album played ad naseum on a commercial Top 40 station, and most other tracks played on a real music station (one that plays good music).

A: Do you like Jet?
B: Nah, they seem to crock.

by cubey4000_the next generation November 19, 2006

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crocked

the point of where your little toe is all messed up and ugly

Courtneys toes are all crocked

by i dont know November 26, 2002

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crock-puss

Derogatory term for a particularly loathsome vagina. One that has been explored by many, many doctors, penises, homeless people and various other characters. The connotation is one that implies you could store food inside said vagina and it could smoke to perfection due to the fumes and constant internal warmth.

I'd like to hide a pot roast in yours and let it slow-cook for a few days. Then i'd like to clean your crock-puss with a water hose and a stick-up...

by kissing suzy kolber March 31, 2010

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