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A nickname for someone who is hot af, and smokes gas
Fumes by John12356 December 13, 2021

Stinky dick fumes

What your dick gets if u don’t clean your foreskin good enough.
My girlfriend told all of her friends that she hates blowing me because I have stinky dick fumes.
Stinky dick fumes by M Boogie April 17, 2020

fuck fumes 

The pungent, horribly sweaty smelling stank odour caused from the friction of making love.
"You should have smelled the fuck fumes cascading out of Pete's room last night!"
fuck fumes by The Holy MAckerel March 3, 2010

Bongle fumes 

The unique smell of the sweat around your testicles when they've not been aired for a few hours on a very hot day.
Phew, my nads are giving off some right bongle fumes.
Bongle fumes by Rassclart George December 23, 2018

shit fumes 

1. The stench that lingers like an evil apparition following the act of defecation.
2. A portent of the aforementioned act.
"OMG open the window you bastard, your shit fumes are choking me"
shit fumes by UrbanSport November 11, 2012

Meat Fumes 

Odiferous eminations resulting from an all protein diet.
1. After Maynard ate that whole chicken, the meat fumes coming from the shitter were unbearable.
Meat Fumes by Dr. Gert B. Froab October 20, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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