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A shitheel of an excuse for a human being that takes great pride in handling rodent shit.
Dude, face it! You're a fucking croad.
croad by Jaggo March 21, 2004
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We're having croad in the hole for dinner
I've made croad rolls
Croad by CountryCroads May 26, 2021
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Coadtsai 

Cough Of Air Due To Slightly Amusing Information

Often used to express slight amusement at someone's attempt at humor which clearly wasn't worthy of a mere 'lol'.

Is becoming increasingly used in various internet cliques to satire the ridiculous and contrived nature of various acronyms used in Internet pop culture.
Guy 1: Hey man, check out this hilarious lolcats image macro!
Guy 2: coadtsai
To have held someone in your arms gently. (Past tense)
"We had a bonding moment, I cradled you in my arms!"
Cradled by AnonymousKlance June 27, 2018

Da Vinci's Cradle 

Da Vinci's Cradle (DVC) is the sensational feeling of euphoria and ecstasy in a man's genitals that occurs during extreme falls and especially thrill rides at theme parks.
"Oh hell yes, that ride gave me extreme Da Vinci's Cradle!

"Too bad that the ladies will never experience the awesomeness of DVC."

"Dude, the DVC on that ride almost made me jizz!"
Person set in a fantasy world filled with Vanity. N. Choadswipe

Pural:. Can only be one; Thank God!

Likes to go Live & Direct. Dish (troll) out but doesn't like when it comes his way.
The Choadel is an Ass; and the Ass doesn't know where it's at.
Choadel by BMS31174 October 25, 2019

rob the cradle 

To have a love interest that is significantly younger than oneself in age.

antonym=rob the grave
Typically, older man and younger women, but not always.
"I want to rob the cradle, I want to trade my 40 year old wife in for two twenty year olds"
For example, further than 5 years apart in age might signal a cradle-robbing". Even more years yells it!
rob the cradle by kiddm May 9, 2007
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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