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A fucking retard that gets pissed because he didn't get the most kill in CSGO, or gets pissed of because his teammate doesn't help,follow,or just suck at the game. He also have a fat friend (Name starts with an H) and his also a retard like him.
crittyx is a fucking wetard
crittyx by Henzel September 17, 2017

Critty Bo 

The first individual to partake in a ghost ride, as indicated in the song "Ghost Ride It" by Mistah FAB.
"First I seen ghost ride was Critty Bo."
Critty Bo by Beans-n-Fixins August 4, 2007
Related Words
that hoe was flyin off the critty.
critty by Entoxica February 25, 2004

The Crittyls

The crittyls is when you have the sudden urge to use the bathroom or have diarrhea
The was walking the other day and I had the crittyls
The Crittyls by Smokedawg1014 December 6, 2022

Critty Bo 

Inspired by the first person to ghostride a moving vehicle, Critty Bo is a mixed drink first created at Bates College. It is a mixture of Sunny D and Vodka (usually the cheapest variety). The drink is usually mixed and consumed in 1 gallon Sunny D jugs.
Throw it up for Critty Bo, baby, and drink the Critty Bo jawn!
Critical and Crazy all in one
Yooo they shot rico, dammmmmn that's CRITTY, he's good but that's still CRITTY though
Critty by Anna.V October 7, 2019
a term of endearment or nickname derived from the female first name 'Christy'.
Hey, Critty, can I borrow $5?
critty by Rollingsixxes May 29, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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