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Someone who keeps small animals, that keep their furry lil arses to the back of the cage...

"yeah I love breeding with guinea pigs, I mean breeding guinea pigs...."

"hehe.... man your such a critter dick"

critter dick by Derek Danksworth July 20, 2008

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Clitter dick

When a woman's pants are too tight, her camel toe looks like a dick. This term trended on twitter's trending topic on January 16, 2010 by Shanedawson, a famous YouTuber.

Look at Lady GaGa's Clitter dick!

Clitter dick by ATwitterTwat January 16, 2010

Related Words

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ClitterDick

A clitterdick is when you have your pants so tight that your clitter looks like a dick.

"You know what, it's Lady Gaga's fault! For wearing pants so tight. Her clitter looks like a dick." Shane Dawson explains. "Gasp! ClitterDick should be a trendy topic on Twitter." Amazed. "Just put it after everything."

ClitterDick by xxDenverxx January 16, 2010

clitterdick

1.) A penis that is so small that it could be considered a clit

2.) When a woman has an oversize clitoris. So big in fact, that it looks like a dick. A possible, yet unconfirmed reason could be hormone imbalance.

Clitterdicks are known to be prevalent among the softball community.

Dude, I finally got Stacey drunk last night but when I went to eat her out her clitterdick kept going up my nostrils.

clitterdick by htown87 November 2, 2009

Clitterdick

Either:
A. A dick so small it looks like a clitoris, or
B. A clitoris so large, it looks like a dick.

Lady GaGa appears to have what is known as a clitterdick.

Clitterdick by haleykrunkk January 16, 2010

clitterdick

Sometimes, usually when drinking, your dick becomes encapsulated with clittoral material. Then, upon having such a "clit-dick", if you will, you then proceed to have anal sex with wild gay people and end up with glitter upon your member. Thus, "Clitterdick".

I got totally WASTED on Tequila and Advil, went to fourteen gay bars, a lesbian bar, and a ranch, and eneded up with "Clitterdick"!! And I'm never going back to "original" dick!!

clitterdick by RC (bitch) July 31, 2006

clitterdick

a clitoris the size of a baby dick.

That bitch pulled down her pants and her clitterdick jumped out at me!

clitterdick by bwittney September 28, 2017

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026