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Someone who keeps small animals, that keep their furry lil arses to the back of the cage...
"yeah I love breeding with guinea pigs, I mean breeding guinea pigs...."

"hehe.... man your such a critter dick"
by Derek Danksworth June 10, 2005
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selfish idiots in my neighborhood who think that they don't need to wear a mask because the rest of us do
A maskhole jogged right past me in the park today
by Bethinslope May 11, 2020
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