critter dick 

Someone who keeps small animals, that keep their furry lil arses to the back of the cage...

"yeah I love breeding with guinea pigs, I mean breeding guinea pigs...."

"hehe.... man your such a critter dick"

critter dick by Derek Danksworth July 20, 2008

Clitter dick 

When a woman's pants are too tight, her camel toe looks like a dick. This term trended on twitter's trending topic on January 16, 2010 by Shanedawson, a famous YouTuber.

Look at Lady GaGa's Clitter dick!

Clitter dick by ATwitterTwat January 16, 2010

ClitterDick 

A clitterdick is when you have your pants so tight that your clitter looks like a dick.

"You know what, it's Lady Gaga's fault! For wearing pants so tight. Her clitter looks like a dick." Shane Dawson explains. "Gasp! ClitterDick should be a trendy topic on Twitter." Amazed. "Just put it after everything."

ClitterDick by xxDenverxx January 16, 2010

clitterdick 

1.) A penis that is so small that it could be considered a clit

2.) When a woman has an oversize clitoris. So big in fact, that it looks like a dick. A possible, yet unconfirmed reason could be hormone imbalance.

Clitterdicks are known to be prevalent among the softball community.

Dude, I finally got Stacey drunk last night but when I went to eat her out her clitterdick kept going up my nostrils.

clitterdick by htown87 November 2, 2009

Clitterdick 

Either:
A. A dick so small it looks like a clitoris, or
B. A clitoris so large, it looks like a dick.

Lady GaGa appears to have what is known as a clitterdick.

Clitterdick by haleykrunkk January 16, 2010

clitterdick 

Sometimes, usually when drinking, your dick becomes encapsulated with clittoral material. Then, upon having such a "clit-dick", if you will, you then proceed to have anal sex with wild gay people and end up with glitter upon your member. Thus, "Clitterdick".

I got totally WASTED on Tequila and Advil, went to fourteen gay bars, a lesbian bar, and a ranch, and eneded up with "Clitterdick"!! And I'm never going back to "original" dick!!

clitterdick by RC (bitch) July 31, 2006

clitterdick 

a clitoris the size of a baby dick.

That bitch pulled down her pants and her clitterdick jumped out at me!

clitterdick by bwittney September 28, 2017