Crippled Midget

When you have ingested,inhaled, or consumed too much of a drug, alcohol, or other intoxicant, that your dick will no longer get hard, and or function

I snorted so much blow that when the hookers got here I had a crippled midget and wasted my $500

Crippled Midget by Vann September 1, 2008

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crippled midget

Failure to launch due to excess libation or similar substance indulgence. ie.. YOU CAN'T GET IT UP AT THE MOMENT OF TRUTH because you partied too much and too long!

Turns out VannieK was a crippled midget that night. Even Though he slamed a few redlines, his previous imbibe precluded his playing Peter North.

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A short, malnourished crack baby who decides to be an asshole.

As the little shit walked away, Eduardo yelled CRIPPLEMIDGET!!!!

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