4 definitions by Swoop DeVille
Grabbing the base of your nut sac with one hand and squeezing to trap the blood in your scrotum. This produces a nice purplish red hue and gives the effect of a throbbing organ. It is advisable to pet your creation with your other hand to portray that one is taking care of his junk. Also a fun party gag to share with the ladies.
"OH SNAP!!," he exclaimed as Dandoo whipped out his elephant brain without hesitation for all to admire and see!
by Swoop DeVille May 31, 2006
Failure to launch due to excess libation or similar substance indulgence. ie.. YOU CAN'T GET IT UP AT THE MOMENT OF TRUTH because you partied too much and too long!
Turns out VannieK was a crippled midget that night. Even Though he slamed a few redlines, his previous imbibe precluded his playing Peter North.
by Swoop DeVille June 7, 2006
1. A Zen state of wang control.
2. A high level of male sexual function.
3. Absolute mind control over one's RIG.
2. A high level of male sexual function.
3. Absolute mind control over one's RIG.
1.) Through much work and discipline I have reached a state of Medulla MyWangGotta. Hence my wang is the lightest object in the known universe... only a brief thought will raise it to the highest level.
2.) Vann: "Hey check this out!... Its got the
escape velocity of a Saturn V rocket!"
Mike: "Dude, I think I drank to much absinthe.."
Vann: "No way ass, I've been practicing
Medulla MyWangGotta !"
2.) Vann: "Hey check this out!... Its got the
escape velocity of a Saturn V rocket!"
Mike: "Dude, I think I drank to much absinthe.."
Vann: "No way ass, I've been practicing
Medulla MyWangGotta !"
by Swoop DeVille June 15, 2006
Party and club favorite - whipping out and squeezing your balls at the base of you sac with 1 hand until they turn purple and veins start to bulge. For the total effect your free hand should be flailing over your head while you gyrate your hips and yell "I'm a pimp... look at me bitches!!!"
by Swoop DeVille May 31, 2006