cripple crew

Usually the group of hurt athletes sitting on the sidelines or the bench. Can consist of but is not limited to; The kid who is always hurt, the kid who is hurt once and or the kid who everyone knows isn't hurt but acts like he is to skip a practice/game. usually 3 or more of them makes a crew any less its not. Quite common

Dude why are those guys over on the bench for I haven't seen them play yet?
Oh that's the cripple crew

by xnaggax January 10, 2014

cripplecreek ferry

When you kick someone in the knee while they are at a urinal and proceed to urinate on them.

Lenny is in the hospital after Drew gave him a cripplecreek ferry.

by Helena Bonham Carnage March 3, 2017