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Cringeon Planet
Cringeon Planet by FotniteBurger May 16, 2020
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crungeon
crungeon by NatNatMegaFitMILF March 11, 2021
Cringe on Main
When someone posts something super cringe on their main account that usually wouldn't be said unless on an alt account
Cringe on Main by Hello internet world November 17, 2021
Cringeolence
When someone says something very cringy and you feel sorry for them so you express condolence about it.
Cringeolence by Pepperbell March 4, 2017
Cringemonger
A person who oozes the esscence of embarrassment, and at every given oppertunity imits a huge amount of cringe into the atmosphere, affecting all close by.
Jess: Owen is such a cringemonger
Anna: Yeh, he totally mongers the cringe on all ocasions.
Jess: He sometimes, shall we say, lactates the cringe?
Anna: Yeh, he totally mongers the cringe on all ocasions.
Jess: He sometimes, shall we say, lactates the cringe?
Cringemonger by cocobay September 29, 2010
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