A person who oozes the esscence of embarrassment, and at every given oppertunity imits a huge amount of cringe into the atmosphere, affecting all close by.

Jess: Owen is such a cringemonger

Anna: Yeh, he totally mongers the cringe on all ocasions.

Jess: He sometimes, shall we say, lactates the cringe?

Cringemonger by cocobay September 29, 2010

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cringemonkey

A person that proceeds to regularly partake in rather cringeworthy events.

That's so cringe, Joe stop being a cringemonkey

cringemonkey by Thundersome December 20, 2020

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Cringemare

Cringe + nightmare = cringemare , a nightmare of cringe

“ Yesterday I was sitting down in the cafeteria eating and this ugly girl walked up to me and asked me out, the worst part is my girlfriend was sitting right next to me the entire time. It was total cringemare. “

Cringemare by Omni cypher July 6, 2018

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cringrance

Someone or something that provides cringe.

Also commonly pronounced - 'cringerance'.

Sophie Maple is the biggest cringrance to me!

cringrance by sophiemaplesyruponmypancakes May 9, 2018

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cringemaster0684

The best and the worst godly tiered player that has mastered the art of "Cringe", he also lives in the shadows hiding his true form of power and is yet to be revealed.

He might be the Cringemaster0684.

cringemaster0684 by Gerikoh September 24, 2020

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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