The delicate sexual art of having your anus gently rimmed by a fraudcunt to gain your trust. Usually this is practiced to ultimately steal your money through deception and lies.
Stuart: So how did you manage to get so close to Craig?
Matt: Well, my dear Stuart, I simply unzipped his trousers, turned him around and proceeded to give him the old crimrim. I darted my tobacco stained forked tongue right up his well ploughed fartbox.
Matt: Well, my dear Stuart, I simply unzipped his trousers, turned him around and proceeded to give him the old crimrim. I darted my tobacco stained forked tongue right up his well ploughed fartbox.
by Papa Lazarou. January 3, 2017
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