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crimety! I have the sassar computer virus.

I spilled jam on the new tablecloth! Crimety.
crimety by CHRISTIAN LARDY February 13, 2005
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Crimetown Musketloader 

When you shove your dick in another guys dick hole and cum in it then he cums back on you with the double the load.
Sup tugeye? What do you say about a quick Crimetown Musketloader.
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A prisoner's best friend or a co-defendant.
When I got jumped in the stairwell, my crimey didn't hesitate to put in work and shank that fool.
Crimey by James Spade April 26, 2005
An exclamation of frustration/anger. Often used by Helga Pataki from Hey Arnold.
Helga: Crimeny!! D:<
crimeny by ichigodesuka September 20, 2009

crimethinc

The outcome of being culturally un-conditioned in capitalist society, and the appropriate lifestyle changes that result from this.
There is no example of crimethinc to give, other then maybe the feeling you get by making love on an abandoned super highway, or when time goes out the window.
crimethinc by avlokiteshvara April 29, 2006

CrimethInc

CrimethInc. is an international "workers collective" of men and women who are not willing to be mere "workers" anymore. Are you?

For liberation, visit: www.crimethinc.com
Should I give an example, or should an example give me?
CrimethInc by Hiro Protagonist February 16, 2004

crimethink 

thoughts guided by your heart or philosophy that are in conflict with the ethos of national corporate socialism.
I know that the Halliburton "reconstruction contract" is corrupt dispite the fact that it was awarded in accord with standard government proceedure.
crimethink by tridentsun November 6, 2003
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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