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When a person is three times the weight of the average diabetic.
Young Blood 1: I don't think the word"diabetes" correctly defines that American woman over there.
Young Blood 2: Have you heard of triabetes?
Triabetes by blackandyell0w April 4, 2017
Words you can keep
"The one that comes after diabetes." - Woody Harrelson
I have triabetes.
Triabetes by Executive-X February 25, 2023
When someone is three times the weight of an average diabetic.
"Did you see that guy in McDonald's!?"

"Yeah! He must have had triabetes!"
Triabetes by Paulie! April 4, 2017

criabetes 

When you cry a lot and it is a cureful disease
He has criabetes because he cry to much for no reason the disease for crying for no reason

Triabeetus 

Tri-uh-beet-us Major form of Diabeetus. Hope cannot be considered. The Beetus that has gone beyond Dia. (anything over Dia) Continues in numeric order according to body mass index. Continuation.... Quadribeetus, MuhmuhmuhMonster Beetus, and Infibeetus, until reaching the pinacle stage: ULTRA! ULTRA! ULTRA! ULTRA! Commonly followed by The Gout Foot.
Coffee: (not as in the drink) "Now boys, you can have Diabeetus, but Triabeetus?! GOT-DAYUM! Fat tax is comming soon..."Man, Fuck da Police!"

CALL LIBERTY!!

"Yeah, tested my Beetus today, my OneTouch reads about 150." "Yeah, I got this summ bitch on cruise around 450."

My God Johnson, this beetus is off the charts! Hees gonna go into a fuckin triabetic coma.

Beeting it up with zingers. "Imma Beet It Up"
Triabeetus by Them Flan Boyz September 7, 2009

tribeless 

When your friend kicks you from a Ark tribe, for not playing enough
Tribeless: I played ark for two weeks straight, decided to play a different game and was immediately kicked from the tribe. Now I’m Tribless
tribeless by GreaseGator February 7, 2023

Tryabetese

A person who shows minimal effort in performing a task, gives up easily, fails on purpose.
The level of her tryabetese is immeasurable.
Tryabetese by Captain Impervious April 22, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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