creepy craigo  

a cum loving sodomy obsessionist with an affection towards young children. This prowler often poses as a child care assistant to get closer to his targets, they have even been known to live around high amounts of unsuspecting children. Often overweight, creepy craigo's are easy to spot due to their massive walri structure, their pubic facial hair, and their loud, always open, mouth.

hey annie, look at that creepy craigo we better hide the children, he'll either fuck them or eat them given the chance!

creepy craigo by dommy thumb May 18, 2008

Creepy Craig 

1.to offer a handshake in such a manner that makes the recipient get in really close so the other hand can grope genitalia and/or the anus. to be done correctly the pinky of the offerers hand must remain in contact with the navel. typically performed man on man.

2. to suspiciciously appear behind a victim and when the victim turns around the instigator will give a pedifiliac like smile.

Creepy Craig just strangly performed a Creepy Craig on my balls.

Creepy Craig by Charles Driggers May 17, 2007