creator of minecraft 

Its Hatsune Miku. Stop saying that its Philza you fucking dream stans. Its not fucking funny. Let us have this one joke.

Curious person: "Hey whos is the creator of minecraft again? I forgot"
Dream stan: "Oh its Phi-"
Literally anyone with a brain: "Shut the fuck up, nobody likes your bitch ass minecraft YouTubers. You guys are fucking pathetic and don't deserve access to the internet. Imagine making a fake sexuality and a fake gender that mock LGBTQ+ people based off some green screen bitch even tho that same bastard and his stupid friends are queer themselves. The people you look up to have zero talent, all they do is scream into their microphones every 5 seconds, and you sick fucks find that entertaining. "Oh but i enjoy the storyline!" no you don't, its trash. Go read a fucking book. Even an Ikea instruction paper is more interesing to look at. And i know damn well that you're faking at least 3 disorders. Which ones, hm? Autism, PTSD, BPD, ADHD, ADD, probably all of them and more. You're a dissapointment to humanity. You guys are just as bad as Jelly Bean. Be thankful i don't want to waste more of my lifetime roasting you, i have better things to do"
Cursious person: ".....so who is it?"
Literally anyone with a brain: "Its Hatsune Miku. Not Philza. Look it up"

creator of minecraft by imfuckingtired August 17, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012