cream puffer 

1. noun one who is a fit less-than-middle-aged white man who is speedwalking
2. verb the act of cream puffing
3. noun a parent that coddles their children into becoming cream puffs

KD: You cream puffer!
LV: Excuse me?

cream puffer by TheRealCreamPuffer July 14, 2018

creampuffed 

When a man ejaculates in your nostril i.e. nostrils

I awoke with my boyfriends dick in my face, only to find a white hot explosion of semen bursting up my nostrils. boyfriend: "You've been creampuffed!"

creampuffed by G-man 'n Hyrogliffic June 13, 2013

CREAMPUFFERY

A DISORDER THAT CENTERS IN THE MIND, IN WHICH THE SUFFERER BREAKS DOWN OR CRUMBLES UNDER THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF DISCOMFORT OR ADVERSITY. THIS CONDITION IS COMMONLY FOUND IN COLLEGE STUDENTS AND IN-HOME SALES REPRESENTATIVES.

" I'M CONCERNED THAT OUR NEW GUY SUFFERS FROM CREAMPUFFERY. ALTHOUGH HE'S BEEN IN THE INDUSTRY OVER TEN YRS, HE IS VISIBLY SHAKEN AND TRAUMATIZED BY RESETS AND 1-LEGGERS."

CREAMPUFFERY by Lee Desk January 31, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008