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cream puffer

1. noun one who is a fit less-than-middle-aged white man who is speedwalking
2. verb the act of cream puffing
3. noun a parent that coddles their children into becoming cream puffs
KD: You cream puffer!
LV: Excuse me?
by TheRealCreamPuffer July 14, 2018
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creampuffed

When a man ejaculates in your nostril i.e. nostrils
I awoke with my boyfriends dick in my face, only to find a white hot explosion of semen bursting up my nostrils. boyfriend: "You've been creampuffed!"
by G-man 'n Hyrogliffic June 13, 2013
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CREAMPUFFERY

A DISORDER THAT CENTERS IN THE MIND, IN WHICH THE SUFFERER BREAKS DOWN OR CRUMBLES UNDER THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF DISCOMFORT OR ADVERSITY. THIS CONDITION IS COMMONLY FOUND IN COLLEGE STUDENTS AND IN-HOME SALES REPRESENTATIVES.
" I'M CONCERNED THAT OUR NEW GUY SUFFERS FROM CREAMPUFFERY. ALTHOUGH HE'S BEEN IN THE INDUSTRY OVER TEN YRS, HE IS VISIBLY SHAKEN AND TRAUMATIZED BY RESETS AND 1-LEGGERS."
by Lee Desk January 31, 2019
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