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One person crazy parade 

Noun
1. A person who is so crazy that they cause a spectacle and get people watching.
2. A person who is crazy to the point that they get followers who think the craziness is esoteric.

Concept comes from a person screaming and yelling loudly through public streets to the point that people line up along the sides of the road to watch for entertainment purposes.
My friend is so passionate about social injustice, she's a one person crazy parade.

When my friend realized that the restaurant obtained their bread from factory bakeries, he turned into a one person crazy parade. Fortunately I caught it on video. Viral-video famedom here I come.

you could drive a wooden person crazy 

A midwestern colloquialism meaning that you could even drive a person who had no manner of sensory perception up the wall because you are beyond all natural levels of irritating.
Matthew Lesko could drive a wooden person crazy.

crazy cat person (ccp) 

- A person whom cares more about their cats than themselves, others and or the Game Of Thrones series.

- A Person whom lives mostly alone, sewing cat outfits and may eat catfood themselves to get to know the cat-habitant even better.
Crazy Cat Person (ccp)

Hehe: Yo mama is a ccp! = your mother is crazy cat person.

#Sex Jokes: Dat booty... to bad she smells like a ccp! = Dat hoe smells like a cat's litter box / cat toilet.

Offencive?: Crazy cat woman? Thats offencive, rather say "crazy cat person!" = Dont call a person crazy cat male/female, say Person so in chase she is a Extreme feminist.

Crazy Dog Person

Someone who goes totally crazy with joy when they see a dog. Any dog. Anywhere. Anytime.

This type of person points and smiles with delight when driving past a dog, and shouts "Aaaaaah, look how cute he is with his little tail and funny looking eyes!!". Often endangering themselves and other road users.

A crazy dog person also grins from ear to ear when their dog does a solid poop, cocks their leg or squats on every bush they see, and when they chase the neighbours cat from the yard while barking like a maniac.

A crazy dog person will relentlessly shower their dog in hugs (even though this can be annoying for their dog) and endless belly rubs. They also never hesitate to wipe their dogs poop-caked butt.

Crazy dog people can't walk past a dog park without running into the park and patting every dog they see. Even ugly A/F dogs.
Jane: "Uh meh gawd. I love that dog. His jacket is dapper. I'd hug that dog all day long!!"

Jack: "Jane, you're such a crazy dog person. You're nuts babe!"

Jane: "Totes! I fucking love dogs!"

Make the person go crazy theory 

when you dont fight back aggressivly. you dont curse back, but make everything the opponent say into a joke. thus, resulting them to go crazy.
crazy person: your a fatass.
you: oh i know, i love it.

-make the person go crazy theory

crazyperson 

Freda; some one who is crazy and wonderful at the same time
Freda, you are such a crazyperson
crazyperson by cazyperson123 October 31, 2008
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