crayson 

Crayson is a name that represents strength, he is reliable and a very hard worker that would do anything to provide for friends and family. They live for every moment and never take anything to granted. Very giving even sometimes if others don't deserve it. Makes a great life long companion and lover. Can be stubborn with opinions but will still always listen. Have hearts and souls of gold.

Crayson is reliable.

Crayson is loyal.

crayson by [e-mail] January 19, 2017

Crayson 

A boy with a huge ego.Many people dislike him as a person but like him for the things he do for the earth.

Hey that crayson is a dick

Crayson by Crayson September 6, 2017

Crayon Poo 

No matter how much you wipe your arse after a poo, you continue to get a mark on the paper as though there is a brown crayon stuck up your bum.

Dude, what took so long?
Crayon poo.
aaah yes

Crayon Poo by madhatchetman September 4, 2010

broken crayon

when, durning the act of pooping the turd breaks off, resulting in repeated uncomfortable wiping.

"Dude, I was taking the biggest shit and it busted in half, leaving me with a broken crayon"

broken crayon by Phil Yost January 16, 2009

break your crayons

Make you very upset or sad, or ruin your whole day.

"Dude, don't worry about him, he's just tryin' to break your crayons. Just let it slide."

break your crayons by Irish Dave April 21, 2007

Crayon 

A young child's favorite food.

Little Jimmy ate the crayon for breakfast.

Crayon by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

meat crayon 

When a person or part of it is dragged on a rough surface hard enough to cause excoriation or abrasion of the skin and/or flesh, leaving a "trail of meat" behind, like a crayon.

He turned into a meat crayon after he fell from the skate.

meat crayon by Metiolate March 17, 2022