crawdad 

slang term for crayfish

Bailey occasionally found little crawdads in his backyard creek. "Not bad for a crawdad!"

crawdad by Christopher Wade October 27, 2005

crawdad 

1.A fat kid that enjoys bowling and gay sex.
2. A funny thing to scream to piss a fat kid off
3. tiny lobster-like crustaceans usually boiled briefly

CRAWDAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crawdad is a homo.

crawdad by AndrewandJames August 30, 2004

Crawdad 

Juciy, tasty looking sea creature. Good in bed and loves anal after bowling!

"Damn, look at that crawdad".
"I wish i was that good like crawdad".
"I wanna pretend to be friends with that crawdad".

Crawdad by rawrlikeatiger August 3, 2010

Crawdad 

Male who wears white oakleys, boots, and will fuck anyone. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or railing girls in the woods. Listens to country music and claims he's not a fuckboy.

Hey Garrett look at that crawdad driving a duramax show truck wearing white oakleys

Crawdad by #showtruck #oakleys #fuckboy May 30, 2016

crawdad 

a loser
a herb
someone who bowls twenty fo' seven
a fat kid
smelly kid who poops himself in lab
a man with titties that juggle eat time he takes a step
a boy who chews in mrs. czulaks nipples for fun, then sucks her cock.

crawdad!!!
yo check out crawdad.
crawdad is such dweeb
crawdad cant get no pu tang if his ghetto ass life depended on it

crawdad by honey drew August 31, 2004

Crawdad Pissing 

Having to pee after drinking alot of beer

Crawdad Pissing

To pee like a Crawdad
Pissing like a crawdad.

When you have to pee really bad. Especially after drinking a lot of beer.

"I'm about to crawdad over here"

Crawdad Pissing by Porsu October 26, 2019

crawdad gumba 

Crawdad gumba is not man nor thing but a being from beyond known to be an apparition or spirit that dewls within all of us that causes the hunger some of us can control it but others give in to the hunger feeding crawdad gumba providing energy until the strong enough to devour the host

We must feel the hunger of crawdad gumba

crawdad gumba by JB12JB March 19, 2016