crate rape 

Crate rape is when you sneak up on a wooden crate, knock a hole in it, and fuck it. Twice.

In some parts of Ohiostan, crate rape is the local sport.

crate rape by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009

crate rape 

verb \ˈkrāt-ˈrāp\

the unforgivable act of stealing a teammates hard earned care package during a Call of Duty multiplayer match.
100% of the time the culprit performs this foolishly selfish act in order to feel better about the fact that his/(her?) pecker is the size of a ladybug..

Following the capture, He/(She?) proceeds to hoist the crate over his/(her?) pea-sized noggin and then exclaims, at the top of his/(her?) lungs
"HEY EVERYBODY, CHECK OUT MY RIDICULOUSLY HUGE & IMPRESSIVE PACKAGE!! LOOK AT HOW ROCK HARD IT IS!!!!!"

This typically gets it done for them for the duration of the match before their feelings of inadequacy return which, inevitably, leads to a continuous cycle of handling other players packages without proper consent for the simple pleasure of feeling better about their own.

PLAYER 1:

Hey, did you see that?

THAT FUCKIN' RANDO OVER THERE JUST STOLE MY CARE PACKAGE RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER MY GUN WHILE I WAS BUSY SAVING HIS OVER-USED ASSHOLE FROM CERTAIN-DEATH!!)

PLAYER 2:

Yup, and from what I saw, that ugly troll-ass motherfucker totally crate rape(d) the living daylights out of your manhood!
Fuckin' bummer, Man.

crate rape by MJ FAME December 16, 2013

Craterpenis 

A penis that is so deformed it almost shares a liking of a coffeecake.

or

When it's time to become a nun.

John held up a sponge to his private parts they were almost Identical, that's when I realized my boyfriend had a Craterpenis.

Craterpenis by HotPinkPyro August 2, 2010