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Crappy Meal

A cheap way to give your child the same food that comes in a "happy meal." This is done by purchasing the "two cheeseburger meal" plus a kid size drink. You then give the kid one of your cheesburgers and a few of your fries. But, of course, you don't get the toy.
"Mom, I want a happy meal."

"No, I'll just share my two cheesburger meal with you and get you your own drink."

"Thats not a happy meal, that's a Crappy Meal."
Crappy Meal by T. McRae November 4, 2006
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Crappy meal

When you are starving to death, and you go to the drive thru. You are happy to be handed your bag of warm fries, and a burger. You pull away because there is a long line behind you only to put your right hand in the bag. Reaching around, you begin to salivate. You pick out the warm burger, and take a bite. The burger is old! It is salty, half warm, and tastes like your uncles shoe. Being so hungry, and anticipating the long line you will have to get in to complain, you eat the burger and cold, stale fries anyway.
Cynthia went to Wendy's after work. She skipped lunch that day and was really hungry. It was snowing, and the line was long. She ordered a burger, fries, and a small pepsi. When she paid for her order, she drove away anxious to eat her meal. When Cynthia tasted the burger, she rolled her eyes and felt immediate dissapointment. She was so hungry, she ate the food anyway, knowing that she would have to wait in line to order more food, or complain. She thought, i wanted a happy meal, not a Crappy meal.
Crappy meal by matttildaaa January 24, 2011

crappypella 

A crappypella is a crappy acapella. It is a load of videos on YouTube made by youtuber Jesus Johnson. A load of meme videos and is all-out funny
yo did you see the new crappypella
crappypella by my pseudonym2 December 29, 2019

Crappy meal

When you happy meal from McDonald's doesn't come with a toy
SHIT, MOM, THEY GAVE ME A FUCKIN CRAPPY MEAL!!! WANT MY HAPPPYYYYY MEALLLLLLLLL
Crappy meal by PointingatmyBALLZ October 18, 2022
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026