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Crapplebee's 

n. - insulting remark to chain restaurant Applebee's, which appears poised to take over every suburban town as the dominant teenage hangout spot. Often used after consuming their poorly made boneless buffalo chicken.
"Holy crap, it looks like our entire high school is eating at Crapplebee's tonight!"

(on the toilet after bad buffalo chicken) "I'm never eating at Crapplebee's again!"
Crapplebee's by Kulags December 23, 2005

crappleberries 

A type of fruit that is a mixture between human crap and blueberries. Usually mentioned when you are upset or frustrated. Can be substitued for crap.
Cappleberries. I accidently stuck my hand in crap.

or.

What the crappleberries little Timmy. Why do you always steal my meatloaf in the dining commons.
crappleberries by Eric Gunink December 6, 2005

Clapplebees 

Catching chlamydia from an Applebee's bathroom or the consequence of a Thursday night at club Applebee's.
I have bad news, Steve, I may have given you the clapplebees.
Clapplebees by BvdGalLili January 14, 2015

Capplebees 

The location your friend was at when they heard the lie they just told you.
"Yeah so then I had to beat up 7 dudes to protect the girl it was crazy!"

*Two homies speaking privately: "Yeah pretty sure he got that shit from capplebees"

Other homie: "deadass tho"
Capplebees by The Real McGuy January 17, 2022

Grapplebees 

When a woman on a date makes an advance towards the genitals region of a man while in an American cuisine grill/eatery
She gave me the old grapplebees… I know she wants it.
Grapplebees by Teeters November 29, 2022
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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