crapplebees 

The name people call Applebee's when they hate it.

Person 1: heard you went to applebees

Person 2: no, I went to crapplebees

crapplebees by UrbanizedLife409 June 3, 2016

Crapplebee's 

n. - insulting remark to chain restaurant Applebee's, which appears poised to take over every suburban town as the dominant teenage hangout spot. Often used after consuming their poorly made boneless buffalo chicken.

"Holy crap, it looks like our entire high school is eating at Crapplebee's tonight!"

(on the toilet after bad buffalo chicken) "I'm never eating at Crapplebee's again!"

Crapplebee's by Kulags December 23, 2005

crappleberries 

A type of fruit that is a mixture between human crap and blueberries. Usually mentioned when you are upset or frustrated. Can be substitued for crap.

Cappleberries. I accidently stuck my hand in crap.

or.

What the crappleberries little Timmy. Why do you always steal my meatloaf in the dining commons.

crappleberries by Eric Gunink December 6, 2005

Clapplebees 

Catching chlamydia from an Applebee's bathroom or the consequence of a Thursday night at club Applebee's.

I have bad news, Steve, I may have given you the clapplebees.

Clapplebees by BvdGalLili January 14, 2015

Capplebees 

The location your friend was at when they heard the lie they just told you.

"Yeah so then I had to beat up 7 dudes to protect the girl it was crazy!"

*Two homies speaking privately: "Yeah pretty sure he got that shit from capplebees"

Other homie: "deadass tho"

Capplebees by The Real McGuy January 17, 2022

Grapplebees 

When a woman on a date makes an advance towards the genitals region of a man while in an American cuisine grill/eatery

She gave me the old grapplebees… I know she wants it.

Grapplebees by Teeters November 29, 2022