Definitions by BvdGalLili

Lactardness

The act of going to a restaurant and faking a dairy allergy to annoy your server

Lactardness: I am lactose intolerant. I can have a little dairy, I'll have the enchilada

Get merch

Catching chlamydia from an Applebee's bathroom or the consequence of a Thursday night at club Applebee's.

I have bad news, Steve, I may have given you the clapplebees.

Get merch