A yet to be introduced, novel invention that dematerializes all feces from all species when it’s special rays hit the shit and there’s nothing left to have to pick up.
So to make every walk with your canine buddy the very best, all you have to do is aim the Crap Zapper at the pile of dogshit and BLAMMO, it's all gone in an instant!
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"