crap table

Refers to any debris-cluttered horizontal-topped item of furniture normally used for dining, writing/drawing, repairing/constructing, etc.

You can often tell the difference between a bachelor-pad and a couple/family-apartment simply by glancing around to observe how stuff is arranged --- if there's a lady in the house, everything will generally be neat and orderly, whereas a guy who lives alone will likely have at least one crap table where the flotsam and jetsam of typical everyday single-dude existence tends to gravitate to and then never see the light of day for months... he simply tosses his randomly-acquired tidbits there because at the time the items seem too precious/possibly-useful to discard, but then when he eventually has to rummage through his "treasures" to find some solitary item he put there six months ago, he face-palmingly wonders why he ever held onto most of the crap in the first place (extra points if he thought to drag over a wastebasket before beginning his "attack" on the pile).

crap table by QuacksO February 5, 2018

Craptacle

A spectacle that sucks ass.

It's not worth your time. Trust me.

Craptacle by Trunks November 16, 2003

crappable 

A bathroom with a toilet clean enough to be crapped upon.

A: "Hey bro, is the bathroom in the subway crappable enough?" B: "No way, bro. That bathroom is so dirty even my dog won't crap in there."

crappable by You Can Trust Me August 7, 2014

Craftable 

Noun; An item with the ability to be crafted, given you have the correct ingredients or supplies to do so.

The ability to be crafted.

An emergency splint is craftable using sticks and cloth or rope.

Craftable by The_Director05 April 14, 2021