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crap sandwich 

President Obama's 2009 Economic Stimulus Package.
That crap sandwich is so big they'll need a funnel to get it down our throats. And by "our" I mean we the American taxpayers.
crap sandwich by NVLL February 2, 2009

Crap Sandwich 

Nothing but pure crap (excrement) spread (hidden) between two pieces of tasty sliced bread (book cover).
That 700 billion dollar banking institution congressional bailout plan is a crap sandwich; we're gonna be forced to eat it too.
Crap Sandwich by fivetears January 13, 2009

Crap Sandwich 

The act of Analingus; salad tossing. Much like afish sandwich,except, the anus is the target of the oral stimulation.
She's so fine, I'd eat that crap sandwich!
Crap Sandwich by ROBOTRON2012 November 3, 2009

I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester 

"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.
Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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