crap gasket

A ring of moistened toilet paper used to fill the space between a toilet bowl and seat with the aim of preventing the leak of odoriferous gases.

"Chicks are the chess of deucin'. Courtesy flushes, lipstick lighters, crap gaskets, digital canary… That's when they caulk the gap between the bowl and the seat with wet TP to create a perfect seal."

by Enny December 28, 2007

crapbasket

adj. -- of poor or inferior quality.

Jason really did a crapbasket job on his thesis; he probably won't graduate.

by Noah T. October 17, 2005