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Crap Game Syndrome 

Crap Game Syndrome, or CGS, is an uncommon condition among the modern gaming population that usually starts with a simple case of nostalgia, but can quickly develop into CGS if not dealt with straight away.

Symptoms include browsing abandonware sites like The Underdogs for anything pre-1990; finding excuses to boot into DOS mode and coming home with a copy of Daikatana under one arm and Battlecruiser under the other.

Note that certain older games, like Tetris and Breakout, are excluded from the effects of CGS. It's okay to play these once in awhile without succumbing to its influence.
"Dude, why the hell are you playing Battlecruiser?"
"It's kind of fun once you try it."
"So is a crap on the sidewalk. Face it man, you have CGS bad."

"Hey, is that Daikatana?"
"Yeah, I'm coming down with Crap Game Syndrome."
"Burn it now before throw you down a well."
Crap Game Syndrome by Cabsy November 17, 2005

floating crap game

A dice game which is moved from place to place to evade the authorities. Usually found in New York in the late 1930s-40s.
It's the oldest established permanent floating crap game in New York!
floating crap game by MissionDoll October 19, 2004

Crap Gamer Girl 

n. A woman that is both overweight and fairly bad looking.
Those girls at that fat camp down the road, were definitely crap gamer girls.

crapgamer 

Ironic name of a gamer. If he does great the name is ironic. If he does bad then the name is as advertised.
I cant believe Crapgamer just owned me so bad on Call OF Duty.
crapgamer by Monster Joff February 26, 2010

Crapgamer 

Wow. That guy just went 0-21. He's a crapgamer.
Crapgamer by Overweight no-lifer November 23, 2009