crap face
crap face by scootster123 April 27, 2009
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Face Crap
another term lazy punkish scene kids use for their make up. originated randomly one day from the mouth of a girl who did not want to sound too girly. Most people may find it rather disgusting, but it's all in the attitude.
Face Crap by AshBlash333 August 4, 2010
Related Words
crap faced • Crapface • Face Crap • Baby Crapface • crap • crap hole • crap bag • crap shoot • Crap Weasel • crap dusting
Face Crap
1. (n.) What my cat left waiting for me to step in as I entered into my dark bedroom; solid to semi-solid regurgitation.
2. (n.) The verbal projections of an assface or assmouth.
3. (v.) The process of regurgitating said crap (-ed, -ing).
2. (n.) The verbal projections of an assface or assmouth.
3. (v.) The process of regurgitating said crap (-ed, -ing).
Face Crap by a guy with face crap on foot September 11, 2009
crap faced
crap faced by B - I - double F March 22, 2007
Baby Crapface
Alarmingly cheap kid with an excessive amount baby fat on his face. As well as this travesty he/she smells of baby feces.
hence.... baby "crap" face.
Only two documented sitings have occurred of Baby Crapface. One spotting was at Woodward High School and one is rumored to be the night time male server at a Buffalo Wild Wings in Oregon,Ohio.
hence.... baby "crap" face.
Only two documented sitings have occurred of Baby Crapface. One spotting was at Woodward High School and one is rumored to be the night time male server at a Buffalo Wild Wings in Oregon,Ohio.
sits next to baby crapface in crowded McDonalds... puts arm around him. makes meaningful eye contact.
"What's up BABY CRAPFACE!"
"What's up BABY CRAPFACE!"
Baby Crapface by mrparka December 27, 2011
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