crap air 

The Corsair in Battlefield Vietnam.
It moves slow, shoots slow, bombs slow, looks slow, and is in general slow. It also has the amazing ability to stall with its coffee can of a jet engine.

Look at that idiot flying in the crap air, I could parachute on him and land mine.

crap air by Evil Jesus August 28, 2004

Air crap 

Air crap, |e(ə)r krap| vulgar slang
noun
flatulence; the gas produced by the stomach or intestines.

verb
to produce flatulence.

Gerrick: "Thbpbpbpt"
Anne: "Aww god, you're always air crapping all over me!"
Gerrick: "Thbpt, sorry I can't help it"
Anne: "God, you could hold it."
Gerrick: " I WAS hold(thbpt)ing it."
Anne: "There's something WRONG with you! You air crap more than anyone I know."

Air crap by WindPower! December 21, 2009