cranning it 

imitating ones style of picking up girls

maybe ill try cranning it tonight

cranning it by rycran December 29, 2012

Red Canning It 

When at a party, while everybody is drinking, you are sipping on non-alcoholic beer.

The word and usage comes from the red cans of Old Milwaukee Non-Alcoholic beer.

Normally, red canning it, refers to Mormons who don't drink alcohol (5%), responsible people who don't drink alcohol(5%), or potential sex offenders who generally do drink alcohol but just are looking to "score" on a pissed-drunk young (most likely under-aged) woman (90%).

Despite the reason, every person red canning it, appears to be drinking and therefore:
1. receives no questions about not drinking;
2. does not appear gay;
3. receives minimal peer pressure;
4. gets all the numbers; and

5. makes out with all the girls who are drunk.

Dude One: Dude Two! She totally made out with me while I was red canning it. I remember the whole thing!

Dude Two: Do you know what Megan's Law is?

Red Canning It by InsertPseudoNameHere January 16, 2011

cranking it 

1. spank it
2. whack it
3. stroke it
4. masturbation

I was really cranking it last night, I filled in some cracks on the ceiling.

cranking it by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

cranking it 

to sleep

Oh, jabob is cranking it on the couch again... oh jabob why you always falling asleep so early smh...

cranking it by spyder_2003 May 11, 2024

Cranking it 

When markiplier jorks it

"I am not cranking it" - markiplier, "Five Nights at Freddy's: The Secret of the Mimic - Part 2" ts15:22

Cranking it by froggyfroggy2000 June 19, 2025