cranial-rectosis 

someone with their head up their ass.

That guy is suffering from Cranial-rectosis.

cranial-rectosis by Bonzer2010 December 10, 2010

cranial rectosis 

condition. person that has their head up their ass.

"My boss has cranial rectosis"

cranial rectosis by enchanted1 October 9, 2003

CRANIAL RECTOSIS 

n. a condition where the afflicted suffer from being a constant shit head.

Due to Chuck's cranial rectosis he has since lost his job, wife & friends.

CRANIAL RECTOSIS by Eric Shun May 2, 2003

cranial rectosis 

the condition of someones head being completely up their ass so that the ass cheeks rest completely on the shoulders

that dude has a bad case of cranial rectosis look his nose made his belly button an outey!

cranial rectosis by neanderman February 7, 2010

cranialrectosis 

Someone who has the ability to do stupid things at a moments notice. A Butt Head

Paul jumped in the car and without looking put it in reverse and floored it at an astonishingly stupid speed hitting numerous cars behind him. Jumping out he couldn't figure out what he did wrong which is when we figured out that he was suffering from cranialrectosis.

cranialrectosis by BG14742 January 23, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020