cranap
Taking a crap and a then a nap in the stall at work. Sometimes combined with a little wacking off to help with the hangover hornies.
cranap by Timmy Kobra June 21, 2007
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reverse crabapple
When Seamus A.K.A SSoHPKC plays the game "Beyond:Two Souls" and takes down a terrorist by wrapping his character's body around their backside, bringing them to the floor and snapping their neck
reverse crabapple by Gam3rbl00d October 21, 2013
crankpot
A noun used to label someone who is having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. Someone who is depressed or angry, and pretty much an all around Bitch.
Raging Alcoholic 1: Did you see that guy just yell at the bartender for putting too much ice in his glass?
Raging Alcoholic 2: Yeah, he is being a total crankpot!
Raging Alcoholic 2: Yeah, he is being a total crankpot!
crankpot by Team Crankpot March 7, 2008
CRAPapulting
The art of throwing or hurling a projectile piece of feces (crap) either humor or animal a great distance without the aid of explosive devices. CRAPapulting is best executed durring the winter months when the feces (crap) is able to harden, thus allowing you to execute the proper distance that you are capable of throwing. CRAPapulting is also best executed when using some sort of shovel or your hand (hopefully covered) to Crapapult the feces (crap).
CRAPapulting by Brocklanderz5 March 19, 2011
canapuda
Slang for 'arse', 'bum' etc. Usually used to refer to a female arse but can be used in conjuction with an insult to anyone.
"She'd get it up the canapuda!"
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"He definately takes it up the canapuda!"
or
"Why won't you let me do you up the canapuda?"
or
"Canapuda, ooh ooh, canapuda, ooh ooh!"
or
"He definately takes it up the canapuda!"
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"Why won't you let me do you up the canapuda?"
or
"Canapuda, ooh ooh, canapuda, ooh ooh!"
crapnap
crapnap by McLandshark March 22, 2007