cramp camper

A girl, who is on per period, spending a lot of time sitting on the toilet to relieve the pain of cramps.

Guy: She's been in there for a long time. What's taking so long?
Girl: Oh, she's just being a cramp camper.

by FredasaurasRex January 26, 2014

Camper Crap

1. A lesser variety of Trailer Trash who reside in their campers, often in Walmart parking lots. 2. A form of White Trash who own neither home nor car, instead only affording a camper that doubles as both housing and transportation.

Look there, in the parking lot, I think those folks might be Camper Crap!

by MWriter September 23, 2009