crammer

an alternative 21st century secret word for weed so that conversations and planning can occur around parents and pigs

hey bro, have you got any crammer for me?

by Muzzbo February 06, 2006

crammers

that cottony little device that females cram up their crotches to stop the bleeding during their period

i need to go to the store to buy some crammers

by liberty November 19, 2004

crammers

Noun. A unit of measurement weighing approximately 16 stone.

He weighs 4/5 of a Crammers.

by gimbol November 10, 2013

crammered

One who is high enough to be considered intoxicated.

Damn Willie was crickity crammered last night

by youngchalupa May 21, 2018

Crammer

A tutor, institution, or school that strenuously prepares a student for an exam over a short period of time.

Jeff, after 4 years of doing fuck all hired a crammer a couple of weeks before his final exam.
He still failed.

by getwiththetimes December 21, 2018

Country Crammer

The act of forcefully shoving a greasy fried chicken leg into a female's vagina for personal or mutual pleasure. Degree of pleasure directly correlates to the darkness of skin.

"While I was fucking Shaniqua in the ass, I gave her the country crammer and she squirted all over the place! Then we had dinner."

by Jeffrey Day January 30, 2007

Cock Crammer

A person (male or female) who enjoys shoving a penis into a tight space, and cramming it.

I was having a good night with sally, turns out She's a Cock Crammer.

by Cock Crammer November 13, 2022