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an alternative 21st century secret word for weed so that conversations and planning can occur around parents and pigs
hey bro, have you got any crammer for me?
crammer by Muzzbo February 6, 2006
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A tutor, institution, or school that strenuously prepares a student for an exam over a short period of time.
Jeff, after 4 years of doing fuck all hired a crammer a couple of weeks before his final exam.
He still failed.
Crammer by getwiththetimes December 21, 2018
Meaning you have motion or have h*es
“He a crammer” “she be crammin on the low

“I’m top crammer “
Crammer by Swayski August 15, 2022

Crammer's block 

Crammer's block is a situation that happens when you cant remember anything in the exam room, even if you have been cramming before the exam.
Tia: i cant beleive after staying up all night i could not remember anything.....damn crammer's block
Crammer's block by dai.ali August 30, 2013

Country Crammer 

The act of forcefully shoving a greasy fried chicken leg into a female's vagina for personal or mutual pleasure. Degree of pleasure directly correlates to the darkness of skin.
"While I was fucking Shaniqua in the ass, I gave her the country crammer and she squirted all over the place! Then we had dinner."
Country Crammer by Jeffrey Day January 30, 2007

Cock Crammer 

A person (male or female) who enjoys shoving a penis into a tight space, and cramming it.
I was having a good night with sally, turns out She's a Cock Crammer.
Cock Crammer by Cock Crammer November 13, 2022

banana crammer 

A man who penitrates the buttocks of another man.
Those guys are walking real uncomfortably. One of them must be a banana crammer.
banana crammer by Goldie Pimp August 1, 2012
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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