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A boss ass bitch that is not afraid of no one. She is very sexy and very attractive. She is African American. She can kick some ones ass. She is a good friend and very goofy. Sometimes annoying but she comes around. She is a bad ass.
I can be a Chalene when I want to.
Chalene by Secert1010 March 14, 2017
Germanic/Scandinavian for feminine, or womanly.

A woman of great elegance, beauty, and intelligence.

Shy, sensitive, gentle, patient,lively and an
exhibitionist, sometimes hiding the

considerable depths of their character,

under a cloak of frivolity.
A graceful dancer, known to cast magick spells with the

rhythm of her feet, and swaying of her hips. An amazing,

and insatiable lover, always eager to learn more.

Enchanting eyes, that will pull you into their depths,
as she surrounds you with the warmth of her smile.

Loyal to her friends, and lovers, she will never betray a trust.

Karleen, Karlene, Carlene, Carleen, Kayleen, Germanic, Scandinavian,
Carlene is the biggest mynx alive, soooo damn sexy but also very weird.
Carlene by Jasuckaa February 5, 2010
Dedicated female with a positive attitude. She has a tendency to be the life of a party and is loyal to her friends. She is caring and lovable by all.
She must be a calene
Calene by alexv143520 October 5, 2011
A really nice girl who underestimates herself.She is also quite weird at some times but that's why we all love her.She gets frustrated with her family at times but so does everyone.A pretty girl who deserves more than this.
Carlene: My mum is sooo annoying!

Me: It's ok Carlene. You know you still love her, and she loves you.

Carlene: Your my most favorite wee sister ever!

Me: I'm your only sister.

Carlene: Exactly.

Me: -__-
Carlene by KeNzEhBaBeZ April 9, 2013
Gorgeous Goddess... Carlene's are always successful, fabulous, intelligent, inquisitive with amazing figures!

Don't cross a Carlene she'll rip your balls off... safe
Darnelle

"DAG YO! You peep dat Carlene, gurl make me wanna turn str8..."

Tyrelle

"Fo real gurl, she is mad fierce, I wanna have her babies!!"
Carlene by almostsiamese February 5, 2010

Carlene Fleming

A walking talking goddamn humungous obese lump of toxic trash ranging from 500lb to 2500lb. She is a squatter and lives in a govt funded shack stealing govt funds to pay for hair and nail jobs up to $1500 and pilfering taxpayer money to ferry her fat ass to the shop a couple if yards across the street where she hangs around after dark to deal weed and get high with her extremely irritating entitled kids who also weigh hundreds of lbs. She is blacklisted by car rental companies (she got the money by faking disability) after breaking the suspension on at least 2 dozen cars and refusing to pay repair costs, for which she has been jailed several times in a supermax prison (not supermax in terms of security but in terms cell size to accommodate the foot wide cascade of fatty flabs dangling from her 4' wide chest. When walking along public roads and across bridges she must attach an 'oversize' numberplate and a police escort will accompany her as she is a hazard to public safety. She is a nasty brat an screams like a banshee Karen at every opportunity to defend the trouble her entitled bratty kids get in when they misbehave (the only thing they know how to do). Everyone passing this oversize whore/hoar is repelled not only by the nauseating stench of rotting flesh but also of the sewerage she bathes in and the overmatured stilton cheese she greases her hair with.
When a Carlene Fleming was hired at my elementary school, we all skipped class and freaked out. The Carlene Flemong caused the largest incident of mass hysteria ever recorded.
Carlene Fleming by Cudbcnfcncjc August 23, 2019
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