Someone who dresses fancy and has no personal hygiene usually keeps pizza laying on his or her face. Acts like a total douche to his or her friends when the other sex is present. Acts immature but when his or her friends act immature he or she goes ape shit and tells them to be mature.
Alan and friends were walking down the street and a chick walks by and Alan acts like a Cranfill
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).