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Craicsexual

A person who is attracted to the craic, rather than someone who orientates towards partners based on gender.

Craic in this context is: fun, banter, wit, sense of humour. But of course, there is a natural pun in play that also relates to the individual who identifies as craicsexual: they also typically identify as cracksexual (ie. If you have an ass, there is a chance you will be attractive to this individual).

In summary: the better the craic you are (and in some relation, the better the crack you have), the more someone who is craicsexual will be attracted to you.
Alexandra admitted she liked slender, muscular men primarily, and also enjoyed playing with dominant women, but acknowledged that the thing that she found most attractive in a person was their craic. She said ‘I’m much more craicsexual than bisexual, I think. Your genitals are less important than the quality of your craic.’
by petethepool April 9, 2025
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Chairsexual

The state of only being sexually attracted to chairs. Often confused with asexuality, a chairsexual person is often recognized by an almost sigh-like sound coming from the mouth when one sits. Another sign of a chairsexual is having a specific seat in which the person always sits and becomes upset when another person sits in their 'spot'.
Frank: Brad, we could've sworn you were asexual!
Brad: Nope, I'm just chairsexual.
Frank: What?
Brad: I get a boner when I see a chair.
Frank: Is that why you always sit in the same seat when you come to my house?
Brad: Yeah, that recliner is so sexy...
Frank:...

Some may say that Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory is a chairsexual, since he has a 'spot' and refrains from any other sexual activity.
by Bosami November 19, 2013
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craigsexual

when you’re attracted to craigs
person a: what’s your sexuality
person b: i’m craigsexual
by oailibir March 13, 2022
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Chairsexual

People who are sexually intrested in chairs
I'm chairsexual.
by ILOVEMELONS January 26, 2017
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Caisexual

Caisexual is a sexuality for when you are attracted to a cai.
I'm caisexual

What's that?

I'm attracted to cai
by digitalbendy April 13, 2021
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crabsexual

To have a sexual and/or romantic attraction to crabs.
At my crabsexual orgies we go to the aquarium and fuck all of the crabs in the tide pools.
by AGAGAGAGGAGA July 1, 2022
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cransexual

cransexual (cran-sex-uaol)

cransexual is when and where you feel sexually attracted to cranberries

EXAMPLE: Kimoria Lieshay Howard felt VERY cransexual towards the cranberries that were sitting on the table during thanksgiving.
EXAMPLE: Kimoria Lieshay Howard felt VERY cransexual towards the cranberries that were sitting on the table during thanksgiving.
by VFDgrwjifne ugebnjew September 9, 2022
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